without spilling paint, juice/coffee-beer, hair dye or food/etc etc all over my clothing, rug, bed, etc.etc. ? or ripping a pair of tights or something something
why do I even care is the real question
And/or being in a decidedly real location, covered in most/all of these things, with the addition of woodships, glitter, plaster or metal shavings. xoxo art student.